complete the sentence... July 28 2015

You know you're a mom when:

- you stopped closing the bathroom door years ago
- you carry candy or treats in your bag at all times for bribery
- your iPhone or iPad is your best babysitter
- you lick your finger and clean your kids face like its nothing
- you say peepee and caca even when there are no children around
- you sing in the shower the theme song to doc mcstuffins
- you mean business if you get to the number "Three" (time-out)
- you eat most meals standing up
- in order to avoid temper tantrums, you lie and say a toy is broken rather than saying no you can't play with it
-you could shower and dress in under 5 minutes
- you know what pee tastes like (mom of boys!)
- you have wipies and/or antibacterial in your purse

This list could go on and on...what would you add to this list?!

-Melina Harvey Read (mama of two)